time-lord-swag: cumberlord: “faster,” she moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?” 50 Shades of Tumblr
brandyway: it is 2032. america is hosting the olympics. fireworks that explode into big macs hail from the sky, bald eagles trained to shit on all non americans rush through the stadium, “america, fuck yeah!” plays over the speakers 700 times in a row- all other countries get annoyed and leave. america wins the olympics effortlessly
The conversation between your fingers and someone else’s skin. This is the most...– Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via yepitsdelaney)
I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t been self-destructive in some way. And who...– Johnny Depp
I’m not saying that at some point love isn’t staying up until 2am phone calls or...– (via creatingaquietmind)
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As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being...– Steve Maraboli (via stellablu)
So it Goes: Being body-positive is a choice you... →
wswni: Every day, you have the choice to give in to what society says is beautiful and hate your body and everybody else’s or to give a big finger to society and say, “I may not love my body, but I’m working on that and society won’t bring me down today”. It’s hard sometimes, especially when…
You told me you like my mouth. You want to kiss me. My mouth is a wound and...– Daphne Gottlieb, from Why Things Burn (via youngfolksociety)
tsarcasm: i bought an ashlee simpson CD once and that’s why i have to really stop and question myself sometimes
Yeah I just got finished white water rafting.– White people
ladyeleven: I’m ashamed that I’m barely human, And I’m ashamed that I don’t have a heart you can break. I’m just action, and other times reaction.
gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers?